Amazing Difficult to explain Facts in Genisis and Exodus
I have read this fascinating story more than 100 times. It all happened only 6 thousand years ago.
I have read this fascinating story more than 100 times. It all happened only 6 thousand years ago.
On the 1st day, God made heaven and earth and the earth was dark empty and he was hovering on the water.
God made Adam superior to and in control of all animals and earth.
On the 7th day, God was so tired from all that work so he rested.
After creating Adam and Eve, God wanted them to stay ignorant and blind so he ordered them to never eat from the tree of knowledge.
The talking snake tricked Eve and Adam into eating the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge so they started to know things and they discovered they were naked.
God got really angry and he got worried that Adam might eat from the tree of eternal life and live forever like the gods. So to make sure Adam doesn't become like one of the gods. God kicked Adam out of paradise away from the tree of eternal life and punished him by death and burning in hell for eternity. He also punished all of Adam's offspring for their father’s sin. God punished Eve the same as Adam plus so much pain when she is pregnant and when she gives birth. Adam lived 930 years though.
It took Noah 100 years to finish the ship, he put millions of pairs of different species of animals on his ship and the ship fitted them all and still floated. The animals did not eat each other and they were able to breathe eat, drink and poop perfectly on the ship.
Noah got mad and at Ham for seeing him drunk and naked and cursed him and his offspring to become slaves. So Ham's offspring became black and slaves, and that's how black people were created to become slaves and that is why slavery is normal.
God also ordered him to leave his land and promised him a big nation. Abraham left his father’s land and went from place to place.
The people of Sodom and Gomorrah were bad and wanted to have homosexual sex with Lot's guests. Lot offered them to have sex with his 2 virgin daughters instead but they refused and tried to get into the house. But, God blinded them.
When Lot’s wife looked back she turned to a salt column.
Lot’s 2 daughters got him drunk and both had sex with him and got pregnant so they can have children.
Abraham grew impatient about having a son so he had sex with his wife’s slave Hagar and had Ishmael.
After Isaac was born Abraham kicked Hagar and Ishmael out of the land.
God liked slaying sacrifice and blood very much. So God ordered Abraham to slay his own son and burn him as a sacrifice and Abraham obeyed. But God stopped him the last second and gave him a sheep to slay and burn instead.
God drowned the Pharoah army in the Red Sea.
Moses got angry with the Israelites and broke the 10 commandments.
The first and most important of the 10 commandments are to worship the only god, not to make images of god and to never work on Saturday. The next and less important is to not murder, not commit adultery and to respect parents. The next was to not to covet a neighbor's animal/donkey or wife. Next was not to eat a baby goat meet if it is still breastfeeding!
Mosses took the Jews out of Egypt to the desert of Sinai and got lost for 40 years even though it takes only 129 hours of walking.
That’s how Israel got the Promised Land and so on …..
God made Adam superior to and in control of all animals and earth.
On the 7th day, God was so tired from all that work so he rested.
After creating Adam and Eve, God wanted them to stay ignorant and blind so he ordered them to never eat from the tree of knowledge.
The talking snake tricked Eve and Adam into eating the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge so they started to know things and they discovered they were naked.
God got really angry and he got worried that Adam might eat from the tree of eternal life and live forever like the gods. So to make sure Adam doesn't become like one of the gods. God kicked Adam out of paradise away from the tree of eternal life and punished him by death and burning in hell for eternity. He also punished all of Adam's offspring for their father’s sin. God punished Eve the same as Adam plus so much pain when she is pregnant and when she gives birth. Adam lived 930 years though.
It took Noah 100 years to finish the ship, he put millions of pairs of different species of animals on his ship and the ship fitted them all and still floated. The animals did not eat each other and they were able to breathe eat, drink and poop perfectly on the ship.
Noah got mad and at Ham for seeing him drunk and naked and cursed him and his offspring to become slaves. So Ham's offspring became black and slaves, and that's how black people were created to become slaves and that is why slavery is normal.
God also ordered him to leave his land and promised him a big nation. Abraham left his father’s land and went from place to place.
The people of Sodom and Gomorrah were bad and wanted to have homosexual sex with Lot's guests. Lot offered them to have sex with his 2 virgin daughters instead but they refused and tried to get into the house. But, God blinded them.
When Lot’s wife looked back she turned to a salt column.
Lot’s 2 daughters got him drunk and both had sex with him and got pregnant so they can have children.
Abraham grew impatient about having a son so he had sex with his wife’s slave Hagar and had Ishmael.
After Isaac was born Abraham kicked Hagar and Ishmael out of the land.
God liked slaying sacrifice and blood very much. So God ordered Abraham to slay his own son and burn him as a sacrifice and Abraham obeyed. But God stopped him the last second and gave him a sheep to slay and burn instead.
God drowned the Pharoah army in the Red Sea.
Moses got angry with the Israelites and broke the 10 commandments.
The first and most important of the 10 commandments are to worship the only god, not to make images of god and to never work on Saturday. The next and less important is to not murder, not commit adultery and to respect parents. The next was to not to covet a neighbor's animal/donkey or wife. Next was not to eat a baby goat meet if it is still breastfeeding!
Mosses took the Jews out of Egypt to the desert of Sinai and got lost for 40 years even though it takes only 129 hours of walking.
That’s how Israel got the Promised Land and so on …..
On the 2nd day, he made light and called it day and called the darkness night
On the 3rd day, he separated the waters to above water and below waters and put the sky in between. He gathered the water under the sky to one side and called it sea. He dried the ground and called it land, and then he made the land grow trees and vegetation
On the 4th day, he created the sun the moon and the stars and put them in the sky to light it and to separate day from night.
On the 5th day, God created the big whales and the birds
On the 6th day, God created animals but there was no rain on earth yet and no one to plant the earth. So God took dust and made human, male and female, look like God, and breathed into his nostrils and Adam became alive.
Adam got bored so God made him Eve. God put Adam to sleep and took his 12th rib and made a female Eve to give him company but this Eve, the female, will always be less than Adam the male because she is from his rib.
When there were only 4 people in the world, Adam's son Cain got jealous because God did not accept his offerings so he killed his sibling.
5000 years ago, people increased on the earth and the sons of God had sex with daughters of people and gave birth to the giants who behaved badly.
God instructed Noah to build a ship when he was 500 years old. God got mad at people and covered the whole world with a flood and killed all his creation, humans, animals, and plants except Noah
After the flood was over Noah got drunk and naked and his son Ham saw him and laughed at him.
People tried to reach God so they built the Babble tower which reached the heavens. God did not want them to reach him in heaven. God changed their tongues suddenly, they could not communicate, and they stopped building the tower and separated. That’s how languages developed in the world.
God talked to Abraham secretly in a dream. God ordered him to cut off the foreskin of his penis and all males penises as a sign of being God's people.
More than once Abraham told the kings of the land that Sarah was his sister so they don't kill him for her. More than once a king took Sarah as one of his women including the Pharaoh of Egypt. Every time a king took Sarah as a wife, God put a curse on him and the king got scared and gave money, slaves, and animals to Abraham and let him go. Every time this happened Abraham got richer.
God got mad at Sodom and Gomorrah and told Abraham that he is going to burn it to the ground. Abraham argued and argued with God but God insisted on burning everyone. God rained fire and sulfur from the sky and burnt everybody in the 2 cities.
Isaac had Esau and Jacob, Jacob stole the blessing of the oldest from Esau and fled.
Jacob got rich by tricking Laban into taking all sheep with dark spots which are a dominant genetic trait. So in a few sheep generations, they all had dark spots and became his.
God fought and wrestled Jacob and dislocated his thigh/hip.
Shechem violated Jacob’s daughter Dinah. So Jacob and his people tricked all of the Shechem people to get circumcised in order to marry his daughter. Jacob killed all the males of Shechem while they were in pain from circumcision and rubbed the entire city for revenge.
Joseph’s brothers tried to kill him and they sold him as a slave to Egypt.
Judah had sex with his daughter in law because he thought she was a prostitute! She got pregnant and she gave birth to Perez and Zerah.
Joseph does well finally and controls Egypt wealth. He marries a non-Jewish Egyptian princess.
Joseph met his brothers and planted his cup in their bags, scared them, accused them of stealing and tricked them into bringing his father.
The Egyptians treated the Jews badly. Mosses killed an Egyptian and fled. God wanted Mosses to go back and save the Jews.
God secretly talked to Mosses alone from a burning bush. Mosses refused to obey God first and argued with him. Then Mosses went back to Egypt.
God met Mosses on the way and God tried to kill him. Zipporah Mosses’ wife circumcised her son and used the foreskin of his penis and put blood on Mosses’ feet and said you are now my bridegroom in blood. That’s why God let Mosses go and did not kill him.
God hardened the Pharaoh’s heart several times on purpose to punish him more and perform his miracles and the plagues of Egypt so they know he is the Lord.
After 10 plagues the Pharaoh let the Jews go. God put mercy in the eyes of the Egyptians so they let them take gold and animals for the road. God said the Jews literally rubbed the Egyptians on their way out. When the Pharaoh found out he and his army went after the Jews again.
God ordered the Jews to invade the Canaanite cities, rub them, burn them, kill the men women and children but keep the virgins women as sex slaves.
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