Sunday, December 31, 2017

Happy New Year 2018

Many people can't wait till evil 2017 is gone! I would like to tell them: We are free to make the best out of hand given to us. If life gives you a sour lemon, make lemonade. Happiness is a state of mind, don't blame it on the year. I was unhappy because all I knew was to make myself miserable. I learned to always be happy no matter what happens because finally, I realized I am free to change what I don't like in life. 
I lost my mom, but I am happy because she is not suffering anymore. I got fired and lost my job a few years ago, but I am glad because I found a much better one. I was unhappy when I lost my second job, but again I found a better one. I was devastated when I lost my third job and was declined a fourth, but it all led me to my last and best. I was overwhelmed when I lost $270,000 in cash when I sold my old house, but I learned, and I am happy because I have a better one now. I lost almost a million dollars in wages in the first 5 years after I started my new office but I am happy because I am making it up. I had an unhappy, miserable, devastated life. I was not loved and stuck in a marriage because of my wrong choices, wrong fears, misguided belief, and not believing in myself. I was ashamed when I got divorced, but now I realize it was the best thing ever happened to me because it set me free to achieve my full potential and success. And because of it now, I am married to the most beautiful angel in the world who really loves me. I was always unhappy because I felt guilty about my thoughts, feelings, failures, wrong choices, self-worth, imperfections, as well as the original sin I was supposed to have been born in without even doing anything. Now I am so happy because I managed to get rid of all that nonsense and set myself free. Life is beautiful and today is all that we have. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not guaranteed, and we would be stupid to wast a day because of anything including the afterlife. It is always a Happy New Year 

Jesus knock knock

Knock Knock
Jesus is standing at the door and knocking
Jesus: Knock, knock
Me: Who is there?
Jesus: It is me
Me: You who?!
Jesus: Jesus!
Me: What do you want?
Jesus: Let me in!
Me: Why?!
Jesus: To save you!
Me: Save me from what?!
Jesus: From the fire!
Mae: What fire?!
Jesus: The fire I prepared for you if you don't let me in!

Saturday, December 30, 2017

Most Important Complications

The Most Important Complication
The Doctor: "Sir, you have very high cholesterol, very high blood pressure, and a severe case of diabetes, you must stop smoking and take medicine! Because if you don't, soon you may have heart attacks, strokes, renal failure, blindness, impotence, infections, gangrene, leg amputation, cancer, and you may die!"

The Patient: No I will not take medicine because I feel just fine. I know my body. It is MY body! Do you think you know MY body better than me?! My grandfather smoked and lived to 90. We all gonna die someday anyway. I will pray about it and get better. You doctors always exaggerate to sell medicine...
Did you say impotence?! ðŸ¤”"

Global Warming Debunked by the Republicans

Global Warming Debunked?!
A Republican debate with Scientists
Scientists debated:
Most people do not understand the difference between weather and climate change!
Weather change is the day-to-day change in the state of the atmosphere and its variation in minutes to weeks. It is a combination of temperature, humidity, precipitation, cloudiness, visibility, and wind. 
So, it is usually cold and may rain or snow in winter, but, hot and maybe dry in summer.

Climate change is the AVERAGE change in the weather of a place over a long period, usually more than 30 years.

The average temperature of one day is the temperatures measured every hour or every minute of the day divided by the number of hours or minutes in a day. We may have a colder day but a higher average daily temperature because of the night has been warmer than usual. 

The Average daily Temperature of one year is the average temperature of every day in a year divided by 365 days. We may have a colder winter but a higher average year temperature because of a hotter summer.
The average temperature between a low of 0 degrees and a high of 10 degrees is 0+10=10/2= 5 degrees. The average temp was 5 degrees as the hottest time of the day was 10 degrees

The average temperature between a low of 5 degrees and a high of 7 degrees is 5+7=12/2= 6 
The average temp was 6 degrees while the hottest time of the days was only 7 degrees.
So you may get an average of warming without feeling it! 

A colder day is a weather change.
A colder winter than usual is a weather change. 
Winters colder than average for 30 years is climate change. 
Winters colder than average for 30 years all over the world is global cooling.
A hot day is a weather change.
A hotter summer than usual is a weather change.
Summers hotter than average for 30 years is climate change.
Summers hotter than average over 30 years all over the world is global warming.

1- Every year the carbon dioxide level and the average earth's temperature are higher than the year before. This is a recorded temperature measuring fact using thermometers!
2- Every year we are getting hurricanes and floods, stronger than the year before. This is a measured, observed fact using meteorology and satellites.
3- Carbon dioxide level in the atmosphere has been increasing, it has dramatically spiked in the last 100 years and especially the last 50. This is a measured fact using infrared absorption, mole fraction in dry air calculation and calibration methods
4- The average Earth's temperature has been rising and has spiked in the last 100 years especially in the previous 50. This is an observed and measured fact by recording temperatures. And by the way, this observation is called "Global Warming."
5- The Ice Glaciers in Alaska, the North, and South Poles have been melting and receding dramatically over the last 100 and especially the last 50 years. This is an observed and measured fact using pictures and satellite images. You may take a cruise and see it yourselves! And by the way, when ice melts, it turns to water and water increase, and it's level rises! Everyone knows that even a 3-year-old!
6- The use of carbon-based sources for energy like Charcoal and Petroleum spiked with the industrial revolution about 100 years ago primarily in the last 50. This is a historical fact.
7- Smog and Carbon Dioxide are emitted when Charcoal and Petroleum are burned as a source of energy. This is a simple Chemistry Fact, Everyone knows that!
8- Based on all of the above observed and measured facts and more, we may conclude Man-Made Smog and Carbon Dioxide emission has caused Global Warming in the last 100 years by a Greenhouse effect.
Hence, Global Warming is a measured man-made fact.
So, based ON THESE MEASURED AND OBSERVED FACTS mentioned ABOVE, We MUST stop SMOGGING and the use of carbon-based energy like Charcoal and Petroleum. And replace it with alternative clean sources of energy like solar, or wind energies. If we continue at the same pace for another 100 years, we CALCULATE that we may have higher ocean levels, flooded coastal cities, more prolonged and more damaging wildfires. The animal and plants may shift, and we will lose the animal stalk.  This will lead to disruption in the food supply and agriculture.  We may have extream weather changes, stronger and more damaging hurricanes, storms, and floods, forest death, and more severe droughts. Also, global warming may cause destruction in coral reef which the fundamental source of marine life, more heat waves causing more allergens and lousy health impact, a risk of losing electricity supply, mass extinctions and death. It happened before, and it can happen again in the earth's geologic life.
American Republican Congress debated:
You scientists claim to know everything but you are always wrong and always exaggerate. You know nothing. We will not stop SMOGGING because we love Carbon, Charcoal and Texaco oil. Their lobbyists give us lots of money, and they create jobs even if it was for the next 50 years only, the world is ending anyway.
Global Warming is a hocus. It neither exists nor is man-made and the evidence is beyond doubt;
First, it has just snowed yesterday in Minnesota!
Second, 5000 years ago, God promised Noah no more floods.
Third, if God wants to destroy eath, there is nothing you can do about it.
Fourth, if we all die, it's better because we all go to heaven faster.
Fifth, most of us believe the rapture is in our lifetime anyway, so who cares.
Sixth, the end is soon anyway so is Judgement day.
Seventh, it is not in the Constitution.
Eighth, our forefathers smogged for years and nothing happened
So, based on the above evidence, we will continue to smog and smog more and you may go to hell.
BANG...BANG...BANG... 3 scientists shot themselves in the head

Monday, December 18, 2017

6,000 or 4.65 Billion Years?

In the 1600s, according to accurate calculations using the Bible, Archbishop James Ussher proposed Earth was created at 6 PM on October 22nd, 4004 BC. That is why many people still believe the Earth is 6000 years old. But he missed it by only 4,649,994,000 years. 
I did my own Bible calculations by counting the generations from Adam to Jesus (79 generations) according to Luke. According to Mathew, there are 14 generations from Abraham to David, and there are 24 generations from David to Jesus. Considering a generation is 25 to 30 years, from Adam to Jesus is 2370 years give or take maybe a little more considering in the old testament, miraculously, people lived to 930 years and gave birth at the age of 600 years! So, Human life on earth would have started around 2370+2018= 4388 years ago. You may add 6 days to that since Adam was created on day 6.
Anyway, In the 19th century, the Geologists used the sedimentations to recalculated the earth's age, and they guessed the earth is a few million years old. Now, by calculating the half-life of the radioactive decay of Uranium to lead in meteoroids and ancient rocks, the earth is estimated to be 4.65 Billion years old